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New Delhi trades away season grabs trade bait for the future

 
 
   
NEW DELHI, India- Another season has come and gone, and the New Delhi Subs have once again finished with a below 500 winning percentage. Just when the team started to hit its stride the front office went and began trading players away at the drop of a hat. Michael Vick, Curtis Martin, and Tony Gonzalez all been dealt away, while the team was able to get back Chris Brown and Ahman Green the veteran leadership that was lost is irreplaceable.

“I don’t understand this I mean we have the talent here each season to win, and for some reason the players choose not to play up to there talent level. I'm so mad I could spit nails,” demanded a clearly frustrated Pete Shaunki, owner of the New Delhi Subs. Still the odds are against the team staying bad for the foreseeable future that is unless they start making wholesale changes again. The team should use its 3 guaranteed contracts to bring back QB Carson Palmer, and RB’s Ahman Green and Rudi Johnson. They could gamble that oft injured Chris Brown will stay healthy, something he has been unable to do in his 2 seasons in the league. “Chris Brown needs to stay healthy if he thinks he is going to be a contributor for this team.” Carson Palmer gives this team the one thing they have sorely missed, for the last few seasons, its true that Palmer is still young and will make mistakes sometimes often, but he is one of the best young quarterbacks in the league and as of press time he plays for the Subs. “I'm not sure about Carson, we like him but the league puts a premium on runningbacks and we have 3 of the best in the game.”

It all comes down to the honey mustard event, Week 13 in New Delhi the Hartford Whalers came to town and proceeded to stomp a hole in the Subs, then during postgame interviews RB’s Michael Pittman and Thomas Jones each remarked that they “would be spending the entire off-season cleaning the honey mustard off their cleats.” “That’s wrong; I mean how Chad (Allen, Hartford’s owner) could allow his players to be so insensitive, not to mention classless.” Hartford won the game 45-24, even if it was a little classless. On the other side of the spectrum the week 4 win over South Carolina that needed overtime to decide the winner was by far the only game that New Delhi won when they should’ve been blown off the field. When the gun went off in the 4th quarter the teams prepared for overtime, just another day at the office.

While the teams are in hibernation preparing for the next season one thing remains abundantly clear if you have a running back that your looking to unload pick up the phone and call the offices of the New Delhi Subs, they will more than likely be interested in making a deal even if wide receiver is more of a pressing matter.