Chicago
Fightin' Ditkas
 
  • Established in 1996
  • Super Bowl runner-up in 1996 & 2008
  • To this day owner Shadd Wright claims he actually won the title in 1996, but was robbed by some shady scoring by then commish, Trevor Harless

  • Roster
  • Schedule
 
Pos.
Name
Price
  
 
QB
 Eli Manning
3.40
  
 
QB
 Tim Tebow
2.00
  
 
RB
 Matt Forte
0.70
  
 
RB
 Rashard Mendenhall
0.70
  
 
RB
 Michael Bush
1.60
  
 
WR
 Greg Jennings
2.20
  
 
WR
 Laurent Robinson
0.55
  
 
WR
 Devery Henderson
0.48
  
 
WR
 Victor Cruz
0.50
  
 
WR
 Antonio Brown
0.50
  
 
WR
 Donald Driver
0.78
  
 
TE
 Jason Witten
1.40
  
 
TE
 Jermaine Gresham
0.80
  
 
K
 Stephen Gostkowski
0.30
  
 
DEF
 San Francisco 49er's
0.65
  
 
Total:
16.66
  
 
 
 
 
IR
 Fred Jackson
1.76
  
 
IR
  
 
 
IR
  
 

Week
Opponent
1
 @ Tabbi's Kats
2
 vs. Nashville Pussies
3
 vs. Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls
4
 @ San Antonio Mexican'ts
5
 vs. Salisbury Snappers
6
 @ Tequila Sunrise
7
 vs. South Carolina Scarecrows
8
 @ New Delhi Subs
9
 vs. New Whiteland Chicken Pluckerz
10
 vs. Morehead City Drunks
11
 vs. Tabbi's Kats
12
 @ Nashville Pussies
13
 @ Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls