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December 20, 2008 "In Association With The Disassociated Press."
Vol. IV, Issue 16
IFFL Scoreboard
Round Two
Sunday, Dec. 14
Austin Stunners
54
Tequila Sunrise
46
 
Chicago Fightin' Ditkas
56
South Carolina Scarecrows
22
 
Superbowl
Austin @ Chicago
 

2008 League Leaders
Quarterbacks
Rk.

Player

Pts.
1
D. Brees (Boi)
145
2
K. Warner (Har)
134
3
P. Rivers (Aus)
130
Running Backs
1
M. Turner (Teq)
85
2
T. Jones (Chi)
73
3
B. Jacobs (Nas)
70
4
M. Jones-Drew (Boi)
70
5
L. White (Boi)
68
6
A. Peterson (Teq)
63
Wide Recievers
1
A. Boldin (Nas)
72
2
C. Johnson (Sal)
52
3
R. Moss (Pit)
52
4
T. Owens (Sal)
45
5
L. Fitzgerald (SC)
43
6
G. Jennings (Teq)
41
Tight Ends
1
T. Gonzalez (Sal)
42
2
A. Gates (Tai)
37
3
K. Winslow, jr. (Har)
20
Kickers
1
N. Rackers (Aus)
94
2
R. Longwell (SC)
91
3
N. Kaeding (Aus)
88
Defenses
1
Green Bay (Teq)
109
2
Tampa Bay (SC)
93
3
Philadelphia (Chi)
93

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Sources: Subs' Palmer likely won't return in 2008, but is delaying surgery
New Delhi, India - New Delhi Subs franchise quarterback Carson Palmer is unlikely to play another game in the 2008 season but he will delay a decision on whether to have surgery to repair a "frayed" ligament in his right throwing elbow.

Palmer's injury is to one portion of the ulnar collateral ligament and he has been told that Tommy John surgery would repair the problem with positive results, the sources said. However, doctors have agreed that Palmer's conservative approach to such an operation is acceptable because the damage is more limited than what Taipei Personality quarterback Jake Delhomme suffered a year ago when he had the surgery.

Despite the Subs 1-6 record going into a game at Nashville, the team has at this time no plans to place Palmer on injured reserve, which would officially end his season. Palmer has asked the Bengals to wait "around two months" before taking any action because, a source said, the quarterback "does not want to abandon the team until he's certain he can't play ...the win-loss record has nothing to do with it, believe it or not."

Neither the Bengals nor Palmer have a comment about the specifics of the injury and the plan.

Palmer has visited five specialists who have concluded the quarterback has a worrisome injury. The ulnar collateral ligament is a thick triangular band and sources say only one of the three portions of the ligament is frayed.

Palmer believes the pain in his arm is actually manageable but he has lost strength in his right hand, which has become a greater obstacle to throwing the football, the sources said.

Palmer also has consulted with at least two quarterbacks who have undergone Tommy John surgery -- Delhomme and former IFFL quarterback Rob Johnson. However, Palmer discovered that both passers had considerably more damage than he has experienced.

Delhomme's surgery was almost a year ago, on Oct. 18, 2007, and he was participating in organized team activities in late spring and early summer. He has had no setbacks.

Sources say Palmer is using a timetable that would still allow him to have the surgery at the latest possible date, if necessary, and get back on the field by next summer, based on the opinions from doctors and Delhomme's comeback.

Palmer injured the arm in a Sept. 21 game against the Morehead City Drunks. He has played only once since -- against the Scarecrows on Oct. 5 -- before he began seeking numerous medical opinions.




IFFL Commish a Stalker?
By Jeff Dixon

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Alyssa Milano has filed for a restraining order against alleged stalker Jeff Dixon, commisioner of the IFFL.

In court documents received by Access filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Friday, Dixon, a 34-year-old resident of Bedford, Indiana, is referred to as "an obsessed and mentally unstable celebrity stalker fan," who Alyssa "does not personally know nor have any relationship with. "The papers cite the most recent dates of alleged harassment as November 16 and December 3, and accuse him of breaking into her home and "obsessively" attempting to contact the star.

The order request also asks for protection for her family, who the accused man allegedly "believes he is close personal friends with.

Dixon, who also is the owner of the Tequila Sunrise, was exasperated at the "stalker fan" label. "I may be obsessed and mentally unstable, but I am not a stalker fan. Charmed was an absolutely horrible show and damn near unwatchable."

The order extends to the Los Angeles and Ventura County Sheriff's Departments.

A hearing on the matter is scheduled for January 21, 2009.
Owner Contact Information
Austin StunnersDerek Hamilton
Boise Boy ScoutsJosh Prine
Chicago Fightin' DitkasShadd Wright
Hartford WhalersChad Allen
Morehead City Drunks Jeremy Fagras
New Delhi SubsPete Shaunki
Pittsburgh Peanut Butter Balls Matt Howell
Salisbury SnappersJason Beaver
San Antonio Mexican'tsTanya "Tucker" Harless
South Carolina ScarecrowsTrevor Harless
Tabbi's KatsTabbi Brewer
Taipei PersonalityAndrew Wang
Tequila SunriseJeff Dixon